So, uh…is your boo/baby/love of your life aware you are lusting in my inbox? Part 2
I really couldn’t even attempt to tackle this without first establishing the background on these fake ass relationships. Now, on to Part 2…
So I said I wasn’t going to say names and I won’t. So if you feel like I am talking about you….I may be, but I won’t do anything to deliberately make it obvious that I am talking about you. When I say that I can’t even count the number of times this has happened to me, I really can’t. So this is based on a plethora of offenders. So please don’t get butt-hurt and feel like I’m personally attacking you. Trust that you are among many.
Something that I have never been able to understand is why men insist on entering marriages or even serious relationships when they know they still want to play around. I just truly can’t even wrap my mind around that thought process. I don’t do anything I don’t want to do. Even if it means hurting someone’s feelings, I’m not going to compromise my happiness just for someone else’s. Sorry, I just refuse to do that. If I don’t want to be with someone, I wont be with them. I don’t believe in staying with someone just for the security of a relationship until something better comes along. That’s not how life works. If your thought process is, “I’ll just get with her for now and keep her around until something better comes” then you are truly the scum of the Earth you bitch ass loser.
With that being said, I get the most interesting messages from committed men. Some are married, engaged, or in serious relationships. As if I actually needed anything else to make me lose faith in the sanctity of marriage or love, I can count on confused men with wayward peenuses to give me all the ammo I need to fuel my negative views.
Now, being in a committed relationship doesn’t render you blind and idiotic. There’s nothing wrong with harmless compliments as long as both parties are aware there is no hidden agenda behind them. What I’m talking about are the ones who pretend to be in these wonderful, loving relationships but seem to find their way into my DM and inbox trying to gain access to the Heavenly wonder betwixt my thighs. It’s even worse when I’m actually fb/twitter friends with their girlfriends/fiancées/wives. I almost feel sad for their clueless girlfriends when I see them bragging about how good their man is. Posting pics of them hugged up and/or just behaving like one of the offenses listed in Part 1 of this post.
I know these dudes have to have faith in my class and un-messiness otherwise they couldn’t be that careless as to risk the possible exposure of their triflingness. What can I say? I’m not messy. While I don’t entertain their offers, I also dont’ alert their hopelessly in love women. Why? it’s not my place. Females won’t believe close friends and family who try to alert them of their men’s bad behavior so they damn sure won’t believe a social networking “friend”. Besides, some of them have to know the caliber of man they are dealing with. I refuse to believe they are that blind.
I have had dudes send me dick pics one week and turn up engaged the next. I’ve had date offers on Monday and see the same dude in a relationship on Wednesday. If I was messy and callous, I could really ruin some happy homes by posting some of the shit in my inbox, SMS, and DM….but, again, that’s not my place nor my business.
The reason why this ties into the first post is because usually the offenders have very public relationships. The girlfriend is always bragging on some level about her intense love while this ngga wants my lady parts on a silver platter. I speak about my experiences but this is not to make it seem like I’m the only one. Whether it be instances like this or even if I’m just meeting a new dude, I never assume I’m the only female a man is dealing with….NEVER. So when I see Ms. I’mSoMadlyInLove’s boo hitting up my inbox, I know I’m one of many.
My thing is, if you are still seeking external pucci, WHY ARE YOU WITH HER?! Did she hold an AK-47 to your dome and tell you to sign that marriage license? Did she slip something in your drink and you woke up engaged or married? Do you owe some gargantuan debt to her and she worked out an arraignment involving nuptials? I mean really. No one is forcing you to be with this woman. You clearly can’t love her if your peenus is being spread across the East Coast.
That goes back to my whole stance on cheating and you all already know how I feel about that topic so I won’t even tip-toe on that or I will surely go off. I will say this much, however. If you are actively pursuing other women, you need to stop being selfish, spineless, weak, moronic, worthless, and useless and just break off the relationship. I know that’s impossible as men feel the need to have an anchor woman to fall back on while they spread their seed and contract venereal diseases and create illegitimate little bastard children with side-hoes. If not for her own happiness, at least break it off for your peace of mind so you won’t have to sneak around and start a tab of bad karma.
Who am I kidding? Dudes do it because hoes make it easy. While I personally won’t take the bait, it’s about 20-50 others who will. So these nggs can keep carrying on this social networking Will & Jada facade, whilst whoring around in inboxes and DM boxes.
Nothing makes me more sick than seeing a dude proclaiming his love for some clueless chick when only hours earlier he left some incriminating offers in my box. It’s pathetic. Furthermore, why in the hell would I even want to join you on that bad karma cruise and accept your offers?
I can’t lie, there have been a couple of times I thought about “conveniently” placing some anonymous messages in the inbox of the ones who are always praising their perfect love and bragging on how amazing their man is when I, and about 20 other chicks know better. Honestly, those are the ones who deserve that ugly wake-up call the most. Had your ass not been all over twitter and facebook always bragging on this ngga and annoying everyone with this “perfect love” you wouldn’t be looking as dumb-founded when y’all have to also publicly break up because you stumbled upon his secret stash of emails, texts, facebook messages, secret profile, and DMs. That’s what happens when you swear on another human being.
Unless the dick is in my pocket, I will never swear for what it is capable of doing. People often confuse pessimism with reality. I’m not being negative or creating a self-fulfilling prophecy, I’m just being real. People can’t seem to take honesty these days. You cannot swear for ANYONE who has a heartbeat. Think about it: How many sheltered, church girls from strict homes with bragging ass parents do you know who got turned the fck out as soon as they left home? Her parents were always the ones who said “not my daughter”, “my child would never…”….Exactly. You just can’t swear for people’s actions regardless of their relationship to you.
While it would be lovely to think that love is this perfect, magical wonder where all your social networking friends want to know about every detail of your love life and your partner will never betray you, that’s not real life. In real life, no one cares about your love life, kids, or accomplishments. It sounds harsh but it’s the truth. With the exception of a few genuine friends and some family, no one cares about the positive shit in your life. If you don’t believe me, put nothing but positive, generic inspirational statuses up for a week. The next week, put up nothing but miserable, negative, evil statuses. Count how the number of comments at the end of each week and compare. It’s nothing personal, nor do most people hold ill-feelings about you. People just don’t care. Hell, as a parent I know people don’t care when I talk about my kid. Other parents will only talk about your kid(s) so they can talk about theirs and that’s real. People may wish you well about some accomplishment but they don’t care to hear about it all the time. When it comes to your perfect, Heaven-sent boo people really don’t give the first flying fck about every detail of y’all’s love life.
So to go along with the previous post, it really makes no sense to brag about this wonderful love you have when your man is spending all his free time building a superb team of jump-offs and side-pieces to entertain his whorish ways. Nine times out of ten, people are laughing at you for your constant love parade because everyone is aware of his aintshitness except you. Perhaps if you spent some time off of twitter and facebook talking about how wonderful the ngga is, you may be able to remove your crimson colored shades and see him for the sorry, scumbag, STD-ridden, lying, cheating ass loser he really is.
If you don’t have a GPS on the whereabouts of his dick, stop bragging about your love life on the Internet. For every decent, classy female such as myself who ignores the advances of your “perfect” man, there are 63 other scallywags who don’t care what the ngga’s relationship status says or how much you write all his wall and tag him in stupid ass love statuses.
Get your head out of your asses and get that high school “me and ___ forever” type bullshit outta here. You may think people are “hating” or “jealous” but the only reaction your extra-ness is generating is ridicule and laughter. Bitches be forever losin….Hoes be forever winnin….
